Burn After Solving

Language Barriers

Our surveillance network has recorded conversations between enemy agents across the globe, and even through time. Unfortunately, it appears that our translation software is almost too helpful.

    Translations
  • "My reunion of broken parts class just started a unit on conic sections" (7)
  • "Ever since I graduated, my university has been bothering me for nourished ones donations" (6)
  • "After ten years of using the same descent on Twitter, I finally updated it to a more recent picture" (6)
  • "Neoteny was first observed in the water servant, which can remain in its tadpole form into adulthood" (7)
  • "My niece has been studying the reading for her daughter of the commandment next week" (3 7)
  • "I've been enjoying the promo pics of the new Cowboy Bebop, but I want to see more of the intelligent dwarf dog" (5)
  • "Which version of Order do you prefer, Carl Sagan's or Neil deGrasse Tyson's?" (6)
  • "In some countries, wearing shoes into the house is a complete false step, while in other countries, taking your shoes off is considered unclean" (4 3)
  • "I am fond of little war gardening, planting vegetables and flowers in unused urban spaces" (9)
  • "My coworker is very work together about this latest project, and frankly I find their enthusiasm intimidating" (4 2)
  • "I'm too nervous to sing in front of other people, even at empty orchestra" (7)
  • "The trumpets are too loud; they should only be playing half-strong" (10)
  • "I know Jane Goodall is more famous, but I'm most inspired by Biruté Galdikas's forest person research" (9)
  • "Going back to the office means I can no longer work in my leg clothes" (7)
  • "In the Donut County, you play as he scratches with the hands piloting a remote-controlled hole to steal trash" (7)
  • "Dr. Zhivago was one of the earliest novels to be distributed through self publishing house" (8)
  • "I definitely felt harm joy when that politician was hit by a pie in the face" (13)
  • "YouTube provides a sandwich table of options for educational videos" (11)
  • "I'm learning to play the jumping flea, and it's so much faster than learning guitar" (7)
  • "Many people confuse to eat with the sweet potato" (3)
    Overheard in...
  1. Pompeii, 62 CE (2)
  2. Baghdad (7)
  3. Milan (8)
  4. Madrid (1)
  5. Honolulu (5)
  6. Sparta, 431 BCE (3)
  7. Tenochtitlan, 1428 CE (6)
  8. Berlin (2)
  9. Moscow (4)
  10. Varanasi, 528 BCE (4)
  11. Accra (1)
  12. Marseille (1)
  13. Jakarta (1)
  14. Stockholm (4)
  15. Osaka (6)
  16. Tel Aviv-Yafo (5)
  17. Tehran (5)
  18. Werowocomoco, 1547 CE (3)
  19. Beijing (5)
  20. Cardiff (5)

7 4 3 6 = 5